On the latest episode of “The Bachelorette,” Emily Maynard whisks her remaining men off to Bermuda, where tensions start to flair in the house and Ryan continues to reveal what a giant turd he is.

In the above clip, Ryan says in an interview, “God has blessed me in alot of ways, so I’m really evaluating Emily … I like what I’ve seen in her, she has potential.” Uh huh. He then rather delusionally says to whoever that long-haired guy is that he’s ready to do “Bachelor” Ryan and “isn’t it great when you’re able to use a position like this?”

Uh, don’t get ahead of yourself, d-bag haircut. There ain’t no way you’re going to be the “Bachelor.”

Below, tensions flair – mostly on Chris’ part. The guys talk about the difference between a man at 25 and a man at 30 and Chris, being 25, balks at this. Seems like it may be bothering him already, since it struck such a chord with him. He goes on, in the third clip, to confront Doug about it and Doug rather hilariously just says, “You’re so insecure.” Heh.

“The Bachelorette” airs Monday nights at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."