“Jimmy Kimmel Live” has an on-going segment called “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” and it’s always both hilarious and cringe-worthy — we cannot believe some of the stuff people write on Twitter.

The fifth installment included these high (low?) lights:

  • “Your face is so stupid I hate you @johnkrasinski.”
  • “@chrisodonnell has a potato face. He does. #potatoface.”
  • “I remember when the words ‘@sharonstone is on television’ brought me joy, instead of, ‘I hate that b****.”
  • “@Nick_Offerman’s hands seem crazy small compared to his head.”
  • “If I had to choose between f***ing a pie or @JasonBiggs I’d choose the pie. That dude has a dirty d***.”
  • “What in the f*** is up with Amy Poehler’s face? B**** looks like she survived a nuclear blast.”
  • “Great acting Dennis Quaid, you old irrelevant pig.”
  • “Aaron Paul has a small d***.”
  • “Really, Mark Ruffalo? That’s the face you’re going with? God this movie’s gonna suck.”
  • “Hank from Breaking Bad is just a fat Bruce Willis.”
  • “Look at me I’m Julia Louis-Dreyfus I was on Seinfeld the show about white people in New York eating pickles and s*** man. F*** you b****.”
  • “Larry David! Shut the f*** up!”

But the best has to be the one directed at Kevin Bacon, which is some bat-crap crazy level vitriol, including an asterisked out term where we aren’t sure what it stands for:

“@kevinbacon Oi gayboy I’m fed up of see your f*** ugly face on my TV, you c***biscuit. Oh, you’re not the centre of the universe. W*** stain.”

Wow.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."