bree olson getty charlie sheen Bree Olson (Rachel Oberlin) dumps Charlie Sheen   what is this world coming to?Charlie Sheen can no longer brag about the goddesses, plural – former pornographic actress Bree Olson (real name Rachel Oberlin) has dumped Charlie, he revealed to the crowd at his Ft. Lauderdale, FL “Violent Torpedo of Truth” show Saturday night (April 24), reports Radar Online.

By text message. Awesome.

It was during the question-and-answer portion of the show, when an audience member inquired about the goddesses. Sheen revealed she’d bid him adieu via text message, but that he wishes her well.

We wonder what Ms. Olson will be up to next. She’s been in over 120 adult films – will she go back to that? Bree also does not appear to be in Hollywood any longer. Based on her tweeting, she is home in Fort Wayne, IN, at least for now.

We are just sick over the news. If those two crazy kids can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."