Model Christy Turlington is showing off a banging body at the age of 44 in the new fall 2013 Calvin Klein underwear ad. Did you know she started representing Calvin Klein in 1987? She’s also had two kids in the last 10 years, so … well done, Ms. Turlington.

However, this new ad is weird in the same way Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 ad was weird.

“Clothes tell a story. Sometimes it’s true. Sometimes it’s what you want people to think. But this says what I really feel. It’s not a secret. Just personal. You might be surprised. Just between you and me.”

What does that even mean? Is that what the monkeys and their typewriters spewed out, instead of “King Lear”?

More importantly, does it make you want to buy Calvin Klein underwear?

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."