chuck norris gi Chuck Norris, immortal, doesn't have a birthday. But if he did it would be ThursdayChuck Norris, aka “Walker Texas Ranger” and the inspiration for the Internet meme “Chuck Norris Facts,” celebrates his 71st birthday on Thursday (March 10).

Though the site contains most known (and unknown facts) about Norris, we thought we’d add a few of our own in honor of his birthday:

1. Chuck Norris doesn’t blow out birthday candles. He looks at them and they melt.

2. When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor.

3. Chuck Norris can vomit and eat cupcakes at the same time.

4. When Chuck Norris was a kid, he didn’t need clowns at his birthday parties because he had his fists for entertainment.

5. Clowns don’t perform at Chuck Norris’ birthday. Chuck Norris performs at clowns’ birthdays.

6. Chuck Norris doesn’t age, he just gets more and more lethal.

7. When Jon Hamm heard he was born on Chuck Norris’ birthday, he cried tears of joy.

8. Don’t give Chuck Norris a birthday spanking. His butt will shatter your hand.

9. Chuck Norris’ favorite ice cream flavor? Bloody Revenge (Now with 50 percent more real blood!).

10. Chuck Norris’ birthday suit can totally kick your [expletive].

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Posted by:Liz Kelly Nelson