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Even though the Winter Olympics have pushed most TV off the air, there were still plenty of quotable moments from shows like “Downton Abbey,” “Pretty Little Liars,” “Justified” and more. Here are some of the best lines of the week.

Warning: There are spoilers ahead for anyone who hasn’t watched everything on TV this week.

‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’

Gina: “Nice jeans, Boyle. Those are surprisingly low-waisted.”
Boyles: “Eyes up here, Gina. I’m more than just a piece of a**.”


Allison (to Raylan): “I think you’re the kind of man who’d run into a burning building … You’re also the one setting the fire.”

‘Downton Abbey’

Mary: “I’m not aloof, am I?”
Anna: “Do you want me to answer truthfully or as a lady’s maid?”

Violet: “I want another nurse. I insist, this one talks too much. She’s like a drunken vicar.”

‘House of Cards’

Frank (in episode 1): “Every kitten grows up to be a cat. They seem so harmless at first — small, quiet, lapping up their saucer of milk. But once their claws get long enough, they draw blood. Sometimes from the hand that feeds them. For those of us climbing to the top of the food chain there can be no mercy. There is but one rule: Hunt or be hunted. Welcome back.”

‘Friday Night at the Luncheonette’ (‘Parenthood’ meets ‘Friday Night Lights’ webisode)

Landry: “Does every woman in the United States know Tim Riggins?”
Amber: “It was just one time.”

‘Cougar Town’

Jules: “Big Tippi, you were the best thing to come out of Los Angeles. Well, that and my fake Oscar for best supporting lover.”

‘Pretty Little Liars’

Toby: “Trust you? You’re spread so thin I can see right through you.”

Toby: “Secrets aren’t just secrets. They’re weapons you keep in your pocket until you need them. I learned that from Ali.”

Alison: “Who sharpened your tongue, little girl?”


Hercules: “We have an infestation of mice. Big mice. The size of dogs. With teeth … the size of cats.”

‘Teen Wolf’

Isaac: “What the h*** have you been doing?”
Allison: “Sleeping. What are you doing?”

Posted by:Laurel Brown