best lines may 5 11 'Game of Thrones', 'New Girl' and more of TV's best lines from the week of May 5   11

Some TV shows are coming to a close for a season, while others are hitting their stride. That means more and more great dialogue on the air. From “Game of Thrones” to “Agents of SHIELD” and “New Girl,” here are a collection of the best lines from the week of May 5 – 11.
‘Orphan Black’
Alison, asking about her musical’s opening night: “I don’t even remember the curtain going up. Was I terrible?”
Felix, knowing she passed out drunk and fell off the stage: “People got their money’s worth.”

‘New Girl’
Coach: “I take dumps standing up. I’m a man!”
Captain Jan: “Friendship is the most crucial ingredient to any sea adventure! Second only to buoyancy … Because the ship has to float.”

‘Supernatural’
Crowley: “No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with the torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.”
Dean, to Castiel about how he’s too trusting: “I think everybody’s lying … it’s a gift.”
’19 Kids & Counting’
Jana Duggar, about Jill’s first date trip to Nepal: “Even for a Duggar, this is pretty weird.”
‘Person of Interest’
Greer, to Finch: “Children can be so disappointing.”
Shaw: We’ll chat about how I’m going to kill her.
Root: Use your words.
Brandt: “You’re supposed to lock up the criminals, not create them.”
‘Agents of SHIELD’
Garrett, to Ward: “Don’t trust anybody ever — especially me.”
Coulson: “We’re –“
Fitz: “Vigilantes.”
Coulson: “I was going to say because we’re doing this because it’s the right thing, but … yeah.”
Skye: “Wish I knew how to use that hate-fu.”
Garrett, before getting a shave: “OK Ernesto, let’s show ’em what handsome really looks like.”
‘The Voice’
Adam Levine on Kat Perkins: “Bottom 3, my a**. Vote for this girl, she is incredible.”
‘Bates Motel’
Norma, to Dylan: “You’re here now and you’re a beautiful that someone like you could come out of all of that, and I wouldn’t give you up for anything.”
Norman: “How can you ask me to live with this?”
Norma: “Because I will die if you leave.”
‘Turn’
Abigail, to Anna: “Protect my boy in Setauket, and I’ll do your laundry in New York.”
‘The Big Bang Theory’
Leonard: “How can you be sad when you’re going home with all five-foot-six of this?”
Penny: “You think you’re 5’6, that’s funny.”
Emily: “If I saw you out with another woman, I’d be pretty upset.”
Raj: “Thank you. Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.” 
‘Game of Thrones’
Cersei of Joffrey: “You never love anything in the world the way you love our first child. It doesn’t matter what they do. And what he did shocked me.”
 
Tywin, to Cersei: “I didn’t like your husband. Used to pat me on the back a lot. I didn’t trust him.”
 
Arya: “No one’s gonna kill me.”
  
Jon, to Ghost: “I missed you, boy.”
Posted by:Chris E. Hayner

Chris E. Hayner is equal parts nerd, crazy person and coffee. He watches too much TV, knows more about pro wrestling than you do and remembers every single show from the TGIF lineup. You may have seen him as a pro-shark protester in "Sharknado 3." His eventual memoir will be called "You're Wrong, Here's Why..." TV words to live by: "I'm a firm believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing."