Oh “Glee,” we can’t keep up with all the memorable quotes, and the religion-themed episode “Grilled Cheesus” brings us some winners.
Spoiler alert — don’t keep reading if you haven’t seen “Grilled Cheesus” yet.
This time around, we get some good lines from Finn (Cory Monteith), whose relationship with a grilled cheese sandwich with the face of God on it requires much inner monologue. Finn’s not all that deep, but that’s no surprise.
“Dear Grilled Cheesus, first of all, you’re delicious.”
“What up, Grilled Cheesus. I need to ask you something. I didn’t go to Sunday school, so I don’t know if God works the same as a genie and I only have three wishes …”
Finn to Rachel:
“Sure, of course. Yeah, [your kids] should totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff on their bagels.”
“Whenever I pray I fall asleep.”
“I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole letter grade because it was written in crayon.”
Tina: “Last week we were too sexy, this week we’re too religious — we can’t win.”
Brittany: “Now I know how Miley feels like.”
“I’m sorry for what you’re going through. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst
enemy. I guess I don’t have to. I think Mary Lou Retton’s an orphan or
Principal Figgins: “But Sue, children should be allowed to profess whatever faith they choose.”
Sue: “At the BET Awards, but not in a public school.”
Sue to Emma:
“I realize you’re only half orangutan, but I’m still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.”
Which ones are your favorites? Which did we miss?