Mama June and Sugar Bear are getting ready for their commitment ceremony on “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” and June is busy with the preparations. These preparations necessarily include the need for a porta potty at the event — after all, when people eat a lot, they need to evacuate a lot too.

And Mama June doesn’t leave things like pooping up to chance.

Despite being televised, this commitment ceremony is hardly going to be a big-budget event. The invitations are being hand-written on repurposed stationery. And why not? As June puts it succinctly, “As long as you have food, people will come.”

Unfortunately, having food (and presumably drink) means that the guests will need somewhere to go. Too many big and stuffed people would wreak havoc on the best plumbing systems, so Mama June wisely goes with the porta potty option. She does have a specific request or two as well:

“I actually need one of those oversized ones. Do they have a weight limit? ‘Cause really, the porta-potties ain’t nothing but a five-gallon bucket with a lid on it.”

While Mama June may have a point there, let’s all hope she doesn’t try to save some money by passing on the portable toilet facilities and just setting out a bucket. That would be bad. Very, very bad.

On the other hand, it would certainly be excellent for the show’s ratings — so they might go that route.

Posted by:Laurel Brown