janice dickinson getty Janice Dickinson loses false teeth in restaurant, asks patrons to help searchThis just in from the Kinda Gross News Desk. Self-proclaimed “first supermodel” Janice Dickinson tells Page Six that she recently lost two false teeth at Sant Ambroeus, a New York restaurant, and had the entire eatery on the look out.

“It was the most incredulous moment that you’d never want to happen,” says Dickinson.

Apparently Dickinson has two “slippers,” which she removed before lunch and put in her napkin. Sometime during the lunch they fell out. Never one not to have a sense of humor, Dickinson says she searched for the teeth like “Lucille Ball on
crack” and that when she was searching for the teeth, she was “under the table and it was sticky.”

Eventually, the teeth were located on the floor. Dickinson washed them off in the bathroom and popped them back in. Ever the professional.

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