joan rivers taylor swift live with kelly michael Joan Rivers disses Taylor Swift and Angelina Jolie on 'Live with Kelly and Michael'Joan Rivers stopped by “Live with Kelly and Michael” Wednesday (April 10), where her typical acerbic wit was on display in full force, much like when she called Adele fat earlier this month.

When talking about how she lives on the East Coast, but travels constantly to the West Coast to film her various programs, Rivers says, “Taylor Swift‘s knees have been together more than Melissa and I … if you’ve broken up with nine people in nine months, maybe you should douche. I say this as a loving grandmother. I say this with love.”

She later took a few jabs at Angelina Jolie: “Not a bad word about that wonderful slut … we work together for the U.N. We do things for children. We either sell or buy, we do something wonderful for children. And then we drink at night … She said to me the other night, ‘If I can make one person happy Joan, I die content.’ I said, ‘Easy. Give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.'”

Rivers also gave a quick stand-up act on a commercial break — we wonder what she said when the cameras weren’t rolling.

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TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."