Everyone’s favorite pop star was on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” Tuesday, to promote his upcoming appearance as host and musical guest on “Saturday Night Live.” What started out as a pretty boring interview, in which Justin Bieber got the chance to talk about being an artist and buying dirt bikes, eventually turned into a pretty fun competition between the singer and host, Jimmy Fallon.
Fallon plays strange games with his guests pretty often, and last night’s “Random Object Shoot Out” was no different. The rules of the game are simple. You take whatever items the Fallon staff comes up with, and shoot them like a basketball. Bieber’s items included a photo of Chuck Norris, who the singer joked was his dad, and a mannequin head.
The shootout was going smoothly until Justin saw a sparkle in the mannequin head’s eyes. Bieber is single these days, and on the prowl. Pouncing faster than any teenage boy has ever made a move on a girl, Justin was making out with the mannequin in less than ten seconds. Maybe she was a fan? Eventually, Bieber left the poor girl alone, but failed to make a basket. Fallon was either horrified, or jealous, as he tried to make a move on his own mannequin head.
Jimmy won the competition, scoring buckets with a cup of coffee, and a giant bowl of Ramen noodles, shutting Bieber out. It’s all good for Justin, though, as he says, “This is why I’m a singer and not in the NBA, bro.”

Bieber will be appearing on this week’s episode of “Saturday Night Live.”
Posted by:Chris E. Hayner

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