khloe kardashian chelsea lately guest host Khloe Kardashian guest hosts 'Chelsea Lately' and proves once again why she's the best KardashianWe always knew there was a reason why Khloe Kardashian is our favorite of the Kardashian clan. Wednesday (March 5) Khloe K. guest-hosted “Chelsea Lately” while host Chelsea Handler was out promoting her new book. And she was very funny.

Khloe’s opening monologue poked so much fun at herself and her family, plus it ended with a whiz-bang joke that we did not see coming.

“In case you’ve been to the checkout line at a grocery store, my family and I tend to appear in a lot of magazines. I know this might be shocking, but all the stories they print are 100 percent false. Well, 99 percent are false. One of the tabloids recently said that I am hotter than Kim now. Let’s hashtag that ‘winning,'” says Khloe.

She continues: “If you do the tabloid math, I’m currently carrying three different men’s babies. But I can confirm that I am not pregnant. If I was, my boobies would actually exist. Right now they are so pushed, I have all my back-fat pushed so it looks like I have t***.”

Finally, Khloe says, “Probably the biggest rumor floating out there is that O.J. Simpson is my dad. Well, I really hope that’s not the case because I did f*** him once.”

O.M.G. Khloe! The delivery was priceless. Video below.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."