What would “Scrubs” star Donald Faison be like as Lando Calrissian Jr. in “Star Wars Episode VII”? Luckily, thanks to “Conan,” we’ll never be curious again. The actor stopped by the show to film his audition as a treat for their web audience and the results are pretty funny.
Of course, his Lando Jr. isn’t exactly the most responsible person in the galaxy. He’s killed Ewoks with his terrible driving skills, fires his laser gun with no regard for what he might hit and is oddly obsessed with Princess Leia possibly being his mom.
He’s also got an endorsement from Colt 45 malt liquor, so there’s that.
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