survivor one world 'Survivor' recap: Ding DongColton and Alicia gloat over their “brilliant” blindside, and Colton is seriously mean to Christina. And so is Alicia. Human beings should not be that awful to one another under any circumstances, and it’s tough to even watch.

Reward Challenge: Bounce coconuts off a trampoline and knock out five targets. Winner gets an afternoon at an ice cream parlor. Of course, Salani wins, although it’s not a blow-out. Colton and Alicia continue to “mean girl” Christina, who retaliates by telling Jonas and Leif about Alicia’s alliance with the four ladies currently on Salani. Alicia busts her doing so and they argue.

Colton gets a splitting headache and abdominal pain and Christina, of all people, comforts him. Tarzan, who is a doctor in real life, tells him to push fluids because he’s dehydrated. Cut to Colton lying on the jungle floor. Christina finds him and calls in the medical team, who decide that they have to take him in to rule out appendicitis. Colton refuses to give his Immunity Idol to anyone and Alicia is screwed. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA x 1000!!!!

Both tribes are told to report to Tribal Council, where Salani finds out that Colton is gone. Alicia tells everyone that Colton left with his Idol, and they all debate whether or not to believe her. Also, Kat has never heard of the appendix and is very concerned about hers. She is seriously sub-level intelligence. And then they merge and no one is voted out. Wow, that was anti-climactic.

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