autumns eve swiftamine crystal gravy snl nbc Swiftamine, Autumn's Eve and 10 other 'SNL' commercials that have us sold

Jackie Burkhart (Mila Kunis) from “That ’70s Show” once said, “[‘Saturday Night Live’ has] these commercials that you think are real, but they’re not real … and then you wanna buy the stuff,” and, well, that sentiment rings true for many fans.
After all, just because the products that “SNL”s’ commercial parodies advertise aren’t real, it doesn’t mean that fans don’t kind of totally want them for themselves. 
Sure, the products are almost always ridiculous items that no one in their right mind would want, but who ever said that “SNL” fans are in their right mind in the first place? Sometimes those ridiculous items are totally ingenious, and you can’t help but ask yourself, “Is it weird that I want to order that right now?” Because, come on, don’t you want to buy that Swiftamine or Autumn’s Eve Pumpkin Spice douche?

RELATED: ‘SNL’ 40th anniversary special: ALL the guests and their most memorable sketches

Take a look below at 12 of the “SNL” products that are just a tad too tempting to ignore.

1. Crystal Gravy

Listen, if people got used to using green and blue ketchup, then they can get behind clear gravy. Don’t you want to be able to see the food you’re actually eating?

2. Colon Blow

You know, for those of us who really want some fiber.

3. Annuale birth control

Sure, the anger issues and physical violence might be a nuisance, but the tradeoff is pretty amazing. If the product could promise that you wouldn’t possibly end up having a “firebaby,” then it’s an easy decision.

4. Autumn’s Eve Pumpkin Spice douche

When has pumpkin spice ever been a bad thing?

5. Action Cats

Think of all of the fun you’d have with your cat.

6. A.M. Ale

This way no one will judge you when you try and drink in the morning.

7. Closet Organizer

For many, the American dream is having someone to hang and fold their clothing.

8. Headz Up app

But, seriously, this is something a lot of people would make good use of.

9. Jiffy Express

Forgetting to mail a package on time is a real thing that happens all of the time. Jiffy Express is an obvious solution.

10. Mom Celebrity Translator

Although, if use the translator, you’ll miss out on the fun of trying to figure out what your mom was attempting to say.

11. Shirt in a Can

Shirt in a Can seems like a pretty reasonable solution for soiled shirts.

12. Swiftamine

Everyone has that moment when they realize they might actually like Taylor Swift, and when that moment comes, some form of drug is definitely needed.

PHOTOS: ‘Saturday Night Live’: Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin and other prolific hosts

Posted by:Casey Rackham