Take a look below at 12 of the “SNL” products that are just a tad too tempting to ignore.
1. Crystal Gravy
Listen, if people got used to using green and blue ketchup, then they can get behind clear gravy. Don’t you want to be able to see the food you’re actually eating?
2. Colon Blow
You know, for those of us who really want some fiber.
3. Annuale birth control
Sure, the anger issues and physical violence might be a nuisance, but the tradeoff is pretty amazing. If the product could promise that you wouldn’t possibly end up having a “firebaby,” then it’s an easy decision.
4. Autumn’s Eve Pumpkin Spice douche
When has pumpkin spice ever been a bad thing?
5. Action Cats
Think of all of the fun you’d have with your cat.
6. A.M. Ale
This way no one will judge you when you try and drink in the morning.
7. Closet Organizer
For many, the American dream is having someone to hang and fold their clothing.
8. Headz Up app
But, seriously, this is something a lot of people would make good use of.
9. Jiffy Express
Forgetting to mail a package on time is a real thing that happens all of the time. Jiffy Express is an obvious solution.
10. Mom Celebrity Translator
Although, if use the translator, you’ll miss out on the fun of trying to figure out what your mom was attempting to say.
11. Shirt in a Can
Shirt in a Can seems like a pretty reasonable solution for soiled shirts.
Everyone has that moment when they realize they might actually like Taylor Swift, and when that moment comes, some form of drug is definitely needed.