the bachelorette premiere preview 'The Bachelorette' premiere: A horny creeper and 6 more things to look forward toThe premiere of “The Bachelorette” is just two weeks away, fans! We’ve seen most of the premiere and we have some teases to offer you of Desiree Hartsock‘s first night with the fellas.

  • The guy in the promo who brings his kid is Ben, and it turns out to be a smart, smart move on his part because his kid is absolutely the most adorable little boy in the whole wide world. It’s practically cheating, that’s how cute it is.
  • Nick R. is a part-time magician, which we thought was going to be super cheezy, but he actually gets in a couple decent tricks without it being too gimmick-y, which is no easy feat.
  • Zak is definitely throwing off the Patrick Bateman vibe when he stands on the balcony of his house completely nude.
  • However, he turns out not to be the creepiest dude of the bunch. The creepiest dude … well, let’s just say that thankfully, Desiree is not bamboozled by what this guy is up to.
  • Speaking of Dez, the show lets her give away roses all night long, just like on Sean’s season. That definitely spices things up during the first cocktail party.
  • Kasey likes to pepper his talking-heads with hashtags. #yesthatsasannoyingasitsounds #nohedoesntstop #yeswewanttosmackhim
  • Juan Pablo is even cuter in person than in his picture, plus he’s got that accent and soccer player moves going on. He’s one to watch.

Get excited! “The Bachelorette” premieres Monday, May 27 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."