“The Bachelor” hasn’t even started yet and already one of the lucky bachelorettes is making headlines online.

Meet Lucinda Aragon, the self-described “free spirit.” It seems she’s the girlfriend of Evan Spiegel, CEO of Snapchat (pictured above), so apparently she doesn’t get very far on the show.

(Though we already suspected that was true after we watched the premiere. She shows up dressed like a hippie at her commune wedding and calls herself a “drifter” who doesn’t need to wear shoes.)

In addition to no shoes, Lucy also would appear to have a no-shirt policy. Her Instagram is full of topless pictures.

In her ABC bio, Aragon calls model Kate Upton her “best friend,” though the actual social media documentation of said relationship seems pretty sparse.

However, she also calls Elan Gale a friend — he’s the “Bachelor” producer who faked the slapping incident on the plane. We wonder if they were friends before her “Bachelor” appearance and that’s why we’re going to see her on the show this season, or if they became friends because of the show. Hmm.

Either way, welcome to “The Bachelor,” fans.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."