tom colicchio padma lakshmi top chef dc 320 'Top Chef' recap: T is for TargetThis week’s “Top Chef” Quickfire Challenge: The guest judges are Telly, Cookie Monster, and Elmo from Sesame Street and the challenge is to make the best cookie possible. I mean, it’s kind of a joke to have Muppets judging, but there’s no immunity involved, so who cares? It’s funny and probably a good tension breaker for the cheftestants.

Blais ends up in the bottom because he made ice cream instead of a cookie, and Angelo’s cookies were too dry. The top two are Dale, who didn’t make a cookie so much as he poured a bunch of junk food in a bowl and formed it into cookie shape, and Antonia, who made super chocolate cookies that tasted good but looked, as Elmo noted, “like cow chips.” And the winner is Dale! He knows how to make that stoner food.

Elimination Challenge. The cheftestants head to Target and will have three hours in the middle of the night to raid the store and gather what they need to make a dish for a hundred employees. They don’t even get to use their own knives. But the winner gets $25,000. Presumably provided by Target.

Angelo and Mike help each other out a lot, and Carla spends a ton of time getting her table linens and doesn’t leave herself much time to cook. Judges are Padma, Tom, Bourdain, Chef Ming Tsai, and Target’s home designer Thomas O’Brien. Hey, I have some of his bed linens. Thanks, dude! I love that duvet cover. Anyway, here are the dishes:

Blais: pork tenderloin with green chilies, apples, braised pork ribs and corn pancakes. The judges agree that it looks terrible but it tastes good.

Dale: rib-eye grilled cheese sandwich and spicy tomato soup. Bourdain jokes that Dale is really good at stoner food and should maybe get a urine test.

Carla: curry apple soup with tomato ginger jam and cucumber apple slaw. The judges are disappointed that there’s no protein, and Carla stressed about that but ran out of time.

Antonia: Parmesan eggs on garlic crostini with almond, tomato and apple salad. The judges are impressed that she made a hundred eggs, and it turned out well.

Mike: spicy coconut soup with mushrooms, scallions and lime. Padma really hates it, but she’s sour because Mike claimed it was fresh coconut milk and it’s not. The others don’t hate it as much, but no one seems to love it.

Tiffany: jambalaya with chicken, sausage and shrimp with a summer salad. The judges think it’s okay, but not that special.

Angelo: baked potato soup with bacon, sour cream, potato skins, scallions and cheddar cheese. The judges find it too heavy and way too salty.

The top three are Dale, Antonia, and Blais, and the winner is Dale, for making a grilled cheese sandwich with an iron, bless his heart.

The bottom three are Angelo, Carla and Tiffany. I can’t believe Mike isn’t in there, since Padma found his food inedible. But Carla’s food didn’t have enough dimension, Angelo’s soup was way too salty and rich, and Tiffany used a premade spice mix that she applied too aggressively. And then they send Angelo home. Wow. I didn’t see that coming, although Colicchio did say that he found the dish to be inedible, and it was the only one he could say that about. Clearly, everyone thought it was going to be Tiffany, especially Mike. But Angelo was just so uneven emotionally, and it affected his food.

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