The first official full-length theatrical trailer for penultimate “Twilight” film “Breaking Dawn: Part 1” has officially arrived (via Yahoo) — and as illegal photo leaks and awkward audio recordings have led us to believe, Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) have a very proactive honeymoon.

Dispatching with the whole wedding thing early in the 2:30-spot, the trailer quickly showcases the carnage of their first night as man and wife. (Spoiler alert: the bed frame and at least one down pillow don’t survive the film.)

All of this leads to Bella’s inevitable pregnancy with a super-fast-growing, super-strong fetus that starts killing its mother from the inside. And we all know how werewolves feel about stuff like that…

After tease after tease after tease, we’re sort of surprised by how much new footage they manage to cram into the new trailer. We’re also curious about what director Bill Condon is saving for “Part 2.”

Posted by:Mikey O'Connell