“Chelsea Lately” is moving to a new studio next week, and host Chelsea Handler has been counting down to the move on air. So, good for them and everything.

But this video, part of the countdown, we cannot abide.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz sent Handler a (mercifully) brief rap to celebrate the move, with Paltrow playing MC and Diaz supplying the beat. It’s, uh, not good. Perhaps Paltrow should let her buddy Jay-Z handle the rhymes from now on?

The thing is, too, we know Paltrow is capable of more. Surely we can all agree that Shazzazz, her collaboration with Jimmy Fallon, had better flow than the one-off with Diaz.

Let’s all agree never to speak of this again, shall we?

Posted by:Rick Porter