With baseball season approaching, heavy metal band Metallica is in need of work. Now that Mariano Rivera, the former New York Yankee who walked onto the field to their “Enter Sandman,” has retired, they need to put their music somewhere.
A new commercial for ESPN’s “SportsCenter” shows the band bored out of their mind around the office as they look for other athlete’s to use them for entrance music. Things are so bad even guitarist Kirk Hammett is offering free guitar lessons in the break room. No one seems interested though.
Without Rivera to propel them forward, it’s going to be a very long fall for Metallica.
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