Patrick Stewart is a master actor, everyone knows that. It’s his portrayal of a disgruntled worker from Louisiana that may be his finest work, though. During an appearance on “The Colbert Report,” Stewart helped Stephen Colbert with a little bit of Obamacare hating.
It all stems from a story about a group that released an ad filled with stories about the Addoradable Healthcare Act, none of which are true. Throwing another on the fire, Stewart struts onto the stage in a trucker cap, with his two children (well, one child and an understudy). 
He’s just a regular American who likes to “crack open a domestic beer and watch the NASCARs.” Unfortunately, his life of hard work has left him with a case of “fisherman’s foot,” which isn’t covered by Obamacare.
If only Stewart could remember his lines.

Posted by:Chris E. Hayner

Chris E. Hayner is equal parts nerd, crazy person and coffee. He watches too much TV, knows more about pro wrestling than you do and remembers every single show from the TGIF lineup. You may have seen him as a pro-shark protester in "Sharknado 3." His eventual memoir will be called "You're Wrong, Here's Why..." TV words to live by: "I'm a firm believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing."