woody allen cannes 2010 Woody Allen on life, aging and death: Paging Dr. Kevorkian!Count on funny man Woody Allen to really brighten up the mood at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival.

Reading his quotes from a press conference in Cannes, where he’s promoting his new film, “You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger,” makes one want to call Dr. Jack Kevorkian and ask him to put him out of his misery or run a nice warm bath and hand the acclaimed director a new razor blade.

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