Misha Collins has always been known to pal around with his fans, but now he’s dolling out advice and answering your most earnest questions with a Tumblr Q&A.
The “Supernatural” actor answered submitted questions on the G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S. official Tumblr page and the answers were every bit as weird and magical as you could expect. He touched on having to self-fellate himself on “Nip Tuck,” posted pictures of him and his son at the keyboard, encouraged question askers to sign up for his global scavenger hunt and talked a lot about unicorns.
First Collins kicks things off with a GIF so everyone knows it’s really him answering their questions.
Then things quickly got weirder from there. Here’s a sampling of fan questions and Collins’ answers, left as posted:
What is the weirdest thing you’ve had to do for a role?
I had to self-fellaciate once on nip-tuck. (i had a sore back afterwards, but it was worth it because my grandma said it was a really good performance.)
What is your favorite color socks to wear?
What is your opinion on hot pink leggings on hairy men?
Where do babies come from?
Describe what your heaven would look like!
400 llamas all spitting into the ocean in a pattern synchronized to “My Heart Will Go On,” kind of like the fountain at the Bellagio.
What’s your favorite fanfic that you’ve read?
My lawyers have sternly advised me not to answer this question
How does one approach a wild Misha in his natural habitat? Or at a convention?
With an outstretched hand palm face up. If the misha growls back away slowly. If the misha is not feeling threatened he will most likely sniff your hand. Warning: If the misha likes what he smells, he may attempt to mount you.
Would you rather have Destiel happen or have a superpower of your choice?
What a tough decision… would i rather be immortal or get scratched by Dean’s whiskers. Let me get back to you on that one. well my loves, i’m going to sign off now.
Collins concluded with another call to arms for G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S., even offering to personally call as many of the new participants as he possibly can.