Listen up, movie goers — if you even think about talking or texting while you’re in a movie theater, Amy Schumer is going to do some unmentionable things to you. And those things are literally unmentionable because, in the comedian’s “Don’t Talk” PSA, all of her threats are bleeped out. They’re just that scary.

The “Trainwreck” star teamed up with Alamo Drafthouse Cinema to remind everyone in their theater that there is still in fact a thing known as movie etiquette. However, Schumer’s advice might be a tad, well, unconventional. She might not be a fan of texting or talking, but she definitely thinks you should order as many cocktails as humanly possible during the film. Oh, and make sure to tell the woman next to you that “she’s amazing … because she is.”

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As the final words of Schumer’s PSA say, “Don’t talk. Don’t text. Or you don’t even want to know what Amy Schumer will do to you.” You’ve been warned.

Apply these rules to Schumer’s new movie “Trainwreck,” in theaters starting July 1.

Posted by:Casey Rackham