human centipede 2 poster 'Human Centipede 2' poster released, world cringes in disgust

Free Willy” gave way to “Free Willy 2.” “City Slickers” gave way to “City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.” So naturally, “The Human Centipede: First Sequence” gives way to “The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence.” What is the full sequence, you ask? Just take a look at the newly released poster.

Apparently, the full sequence is a whole mess o’ people in centipede formation as opposed to just three. Three was intolerable enough, so we have much to look forward to in the sequel. 

Tom Six, the visionary/maniac behind the “Centipede” flicks, is apparently delivering a slice of gross-out for the ages, as the U.K. film board has banned “Centipede 2” from release. But lucky for us Americans, we get to see the movie in limited release starting October 7. So load Grandma in the car and take her out for a night on the town! Just hope that she isn’t expecting a medically accurate horror flick as the poster boasts that the film is, in fact, “100% medically inaccurate.” 

And thank God for that or else you can bet there would have been a Dr. Oz episode in there somewhere.

Posted by:janderson