The most popular subject after the release of “Jurassic World” wasn’t the Indominus Rex or star Chris Pratt, but rather the heels leading lady Bryce Dallas Howard wore throughout the entire movie.
This led to a number of rants, defenses and think pieces about whether or not it made sense for her to keep on her high shoes while running through the jungle and away from killer dinosaurs. Fortunately, the people behind YouTube’s XVP Comedy came up with the perfect solution for the debate: Retroactively add a lot more heels into “Jurassic Park.”
Their parody video proves that that movie really would have been a lot better if the T-rex wore a pair of polka dotted pumps, and if the mosquito trapped in amber sported six pink stilettos. If only the “Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition Complete Box Set” actually was going on sale.