There’s a strange new sickness sweeping the nation. It’s called “Hamilaria” and it is affecting people who are addicted to “Hamilton,” the Broadway smash musical created by Lin-Manuel Miranda.
It’s also affecting those who are annoyed by those who are addicted to Hamilton. So, really, no one is safe.
“Sure, you and your friends have listened to the soundtrack hundreds of times, so it seems completely normal. BUt int he real world, it can be a problem … it affects thousands every day, often with disastrous results,” says one “doctor” about the effects of Hamilaria.
There is no cure with Hamilaria, but there are ways to manage your symptoms. With the help fo the Weehawken Institute, “you can function in society again.”
And hey, it’s endorsed by Miranda himself.