adam-levine-payphone.jpgIt will be nothing short of a TV miracle if the recently cast Adam Levine escapes from “American Horror Story” Season 2 physically unscathed. But the picture he put out early in the week was not for his still unspecified role. It wasn’t even the result of a rowdy night out before, despite the caption “Rough Morning” that accompanied it.

Rather it was merely a make-up job for the upcoming Maroon 5 video for “Payphone,” the song performed by the band this week on one of Levine’s other gigs, “The Voice.”

Although, if the commenter who mused “I hope now you’ve learned what the correct answer is when Christina asks ‘Does my butt look big in this dress'” had been on the money, it would have made for a great story.

Posted by:Brill Bundy

Brill Bundy has spent her entire career covering TV and pop culture. This is what happens when your parents try and limit your viewing habits to three shows a week. Likes: seasons with no more than 13 episodes, anti-heroes and binge-watching. Dislikes: when cartoon characters make out, when TV shows name check their titles, drawn out premieres and finales. TV words to live by: "If every porkchop was perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs."