Amanda Bynes is no one-trick pony, ladies and gentlemen. She’s not just a selfie machine, or a girl who calls people out as ugly. She’s also something of a Twitter poet, tossing out little bits of “wisdom” and bizarre demands.
Whatever is going on with the former child actress, it’s making her one prolific tweeter. Monday morning (July 1), Amanda writes, “I Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen.” What exactly that means is anyone’s guess. If you’ve been illegally reading Amanda’s mind, please tell someone what’s going on in there.
That’s just the tip of the iceberg, though. Some other choice picks from Bynes include, “The Only Way Of Getting Over Your Fears Is By Facing Them,” which is actually good advice, and “To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world,” a pretty wonderful sentiment.
However, with the good comes the strange. “It’s All About The Photo,” is just confusing, while “It doesn’t matter if you feel sexy if you don’t look sexy” sends a fantastic message to young girls.
In the end, there’s one Bynes tweet that sums up her entire account, making everything a bit scarier. “I Tweet What I Feel.”