Well, you thought the “American Horror Story” Season 2 teaser trailer with the buckets o’ body parts was creepy. Turns out you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

We aren’t even sure what the creepiest part of the second teaser trailer is — a white-faced nun? A child-sized nun? The coat going all crucifixtion pose? Or when the nun looks right into your soul and OH MY GOD, COVER YOUR EYES, IS IT OVER YET?!

The theme for Season 2 is Sanity and the subtitle is “Asylum.” And frankly, it’s starting to seem 1000x scarier than anything in Season 1. Haunted house, schmaunted house.

“American Horror Story” returns in October on FX.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."