Topmodelvid_290 It’s amazing that in the span of one 30-second promo, “America’s Next Top Model” can manage to irk us three times. Yet, lo and behold they do and it does.

1. If 35-year-old Kate Moss is the one and only “short” model that they’re going to be able to find and reference as a success in the fashion industry, it’s going to be a long season. We hope Kate gets a kickback every time they mention her name.

2. Hey, guys, six people were injured in the great “ANTM” riot of 2009. Not the classiest thing to mention when promoting your show. Because we bet none of those six actually made it on to the show. They’re probably still bitter.

3. It’s hard to believe that it’s taken them 13 seasons to rename the makeovers Ty-Overs in honor of the raging ego that is Tyra Banks. That doesn’t even make any sense.

Take a look for yourself.

“America’s Next Top Model” returns on Wednesday, Sept. 9

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Posted by:Brill Bundy

Brill Bundy has spent her entire career covering TV and pop culture. This is what happens when your parents try and limit your viewing habits to three shows a week. Likes: seasons with no more than 13 episodes, anti-heroes and binge-watching. Dislikes: when cartoon characters make out, when TV shows name check their titles, drawn out premieres and finales. TV words to live by: "If every porkchop was perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs."