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And now, the photos you’ve all been waiting for!!

The Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag wedding weekend/honeymoon photos are on the Web. And yes, they really are as cheesy as you thought they might be.

Click here to see the faux celebrities cavort on a beach, frolic in the waves, do fake push-ups, play kissy face, cuddle, rub sun tan lotion on each other and walk hand-in-hand on the sand. but no sign of those margaritas that may have persuaded Heidi to say "I do."

The sickeningly fake couple look like they’re posing for a Mexico resort travel brochure.

How do these two cheese balls sleep at night?

Don’t ask. They’d probably take photos and show you, them all spooning, smiling, nestled in each other’s arms with dreamy looks on their faces.

AAAAACCCCKK!

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Photos: WireImage

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead