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AnnaLynne McCord, who was set to play Heidi, the seductive human-bait trap working for the Volturi in the "Twilight" sequel "New Moon," is not going to do the role that would have put her in scenes with heartthrob Robert Pattinson, but not her "Twilight"-star beau Kellan Lutz
Why? The "90210" star is … busy. Really busy. Really?
"I am so disappointed, but it doesn’t look like it is going to happen with my schedule," she tells OK!
"The Hills" reality TV star Heidi Montag versus "Just Dance" Lady Gaga?
"Personally, I think Lady Gaga is repulsive and classless."
Boy, if that’s not the pot calling the kettle black, I don’t know what is.
What will be Madonna’s most expensive and admired Oscar accessory?
Her 22-year-old Brazilian model boy-toy, Jesus Luz.
"Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night," a source tells OK!
The singer wants the Vanity Fair party to "introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend."
She’s so creepycougar.com
Finally, check out Christian Siriano’s new line of platform shoes for Payless.
They are reportedly Egyptian-inspired and feature studs, chain straps and spikes.
Wow. These are some uggy booties!
Let’s pray they’re cheap. ‘Cause they sure look it.
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