snl best lines nbc 'Saturday Night Live,' 'Homeland,' 'Psych' and more of the best lines on TV this weekMost TV went into hiatus in the days leading up to Christmas, but the week of Dec. 15 wasn’t entirely without new programming. In honor of the last few shows standing this week, Zap2it has gathered some of the best lines out there.

“I didn’t like you because you were an FBI agent. I liked you because
you were smart. And marginally easy on the eyes.” — Rebecca on “White Collar”


Shawn: “Gus, don’t be the very model of a modern major general.”

Yang: “Shawn, I say this from my heart when I tell you I’m so glad I did not detonate your mother.”

Lassiter: “You two hit the theater, I’ll take Mr. T and Crackerjacks back to the looney bin.”

“I’m a villain and villains don’t get happy endings.” — Mr. Gold on “Once Upon A Time”

“Talking’s overrated — I mean, that must have been really hard.” — Shaw on “Person of Interest”


“Is there even one person on the planet you trust, Saul?” — Carrie

“This was about redemption. Mine.” — Brody

“Two tours in Baghdad and now a baby is taking you to your knees?” — Carrie’s dad, Frank, to Carrie

“Our job isn’t to change the law, our job is to uphold the law. Even the ones we don’t like.” — Frank on “Blue Bloods”

“This week we learned you can judge a book by its cover.” Seth Meyers about “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson during Weekend Update on “Saturday Night Live”

“That’s f***ed up.” — Demi Lovato after the ill-advised joke about her drinking on “The X Factor”

Posted by:Billy Nilles