britney ian big brother 14 'Big Brother 14': Britney falls victim to Dan's grand planGet ready, “Big Brother 14” fans. Tonight is an endurance comp, so sign up for the live feeds to watch it play out.

Post POV Ceremony

Ian does not take it well that Frank and Dan just put his closest ally on the block. Much like Frank didn’t take it well when Boogie and Ashley got the boot. Hurts when the shoe’s on the other foot, huh Ian?

Also, he really does not do himself any favors with this little tantrum. The house already doesn’t really trust him, save Britney, and flipping out like this isn’t winning any friends for him.

Plus, Ian is completely illogical and crazy about it. He keeps talking about how Frank premeditated this and he had days to think about it. And he argues that he only had a few seconds to make his decision when he was HOH. But he engineered Mike’s ouster all week. This confrontation was a lot bigger on the live feeds and it was rather hilarious how poorly Ian took it that he got played. We kind of expected better of him, as a fan of the game.

Hilariously, Shane speaks for all viewers when he wonders, “Where did JENN come from?” Heh.

Britney is edited to look as though she’s trying really hard to stay, but she’s kind of given up in reality this week. She knows she’s dunzo and hasn’t really been fighting that hard. Also, for suspense’s sake, they make it look as though Joe and Shane are conflicted about who to vote out, but they really aren’t. Joe will vote wherever the majority goes, while Shane is loyal to Danielle and realizes Britney is a big threat as a gamer.

The Brigade

Um, nobody cares. Lane still isn’t funny, as he makes fun of Ian being a nerd and Shane wearing pink. Let’s not forget about when you whacked off in the “Big Brother” shower, Lane. That (ahem) beats anything else you can make fun of about anyone else.

And while that one tank top (you know the one) that Shane wears is really weird, that’s mostly because it looks like he beat up a 12-year-old girl and took her shirt.

The Eviction

Britney looks super pretty tonight. Her Judas joke falls a little flat, though. Anyway, she gets evicted 4-1, to the surprise of no one. But in her exit interview, she’s not that bitter. She’s a pretty good sport about it all.

The Head of Household Competition

The houseguests are on discs that swing around in a circle around a giant sun. The first houseguest to fall has to open the magic box that will contain a punishment, but the houseguests don’t know that. Also, this challenge would make me so sick, I would not last very long.

To keep up with the competition, check in with our live blog or sign up for the live feeds to watch for yourself.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."