The Power of Veto ceremony happened two days ago and now the Big Brother houseguests just have to sit around and twiddle their thumbs until Thursday night. The producers really need to work on the pace. I can only watch the houseguests play Hide & Seek and Assassins for so long. April and Ollie are being their usual delightful selves, though. Follow along after the jump to find out how.

It’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that April is leaving. I realize it must suck to know you’re going and still have to sit around the house for 3 days, but it’s turning both her and Ollie into big pouty babies. April has been using the c-word in regards to Keesha, probably because April is prettier than Keesha is. That’s what it is, definitely. Ollie is no slouch either, using the homosexual word that starts with "f" in regards to Dan and Memphis. Lovely. Delightful. Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?

Speaking of kissing… April and Ollie were having some sex last night and April got a little rambunctious "down there" and Ollie joked about needing a band aid. They then made a comment that the cameras totally busted them, but the way they made it sound leads me to believe they don’t think the camera has busted them before now. I’d rhetorically ask "Are they retarded?" but that would be an insult to all mentally challenged people.

There are MICROPHONES and NIGHT-VISION CAMERAS in the house. How can they NOT think the entire world has been privvy to their sexcapades? I hope they are both well and truly mortified when they get out of the house and there is video all over the net of April asking Ollie to… arrive on her.

In other News of the Delusional, April commented that she and Libra in the jury house will be "a pair not to be reckoned with. My game is not over, you watch." ….A pair NOT to be reckoned with?  April is Vizzini! "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Also, does April understand how this game works. I mean, yes, she gets a vote on the jury. But once she’s out of the house…  ya know what?  Forget it, Andrea.  It’s the Big Brother House.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."