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A round-up of the best TV line for the week of March 23-29.

‘The Walking Dead’

“You don’t need a picture of me. You never will again.” — Maggie to Glenn

‘Dancing With the Stars’

“My legs could potentially fly off when I’m dancing.” — Amy Purdy

“I’m only comfortable when I’m in front of a big group of people.” — Drew Carey

“You’re worse than Bristol Palin. And she was bad!” — Mark Ballas to Candace Cameron Bure (about costumes)

“I wanted to cry.” — Billy Dee Williams, about his first-week scores


“Blackmail never sours.” — Sue Ellen

“This is about you wanting to punish J.R. for the way he treated you. I’m not J.R.” — John Ross to Sue Ellen

‘How I Met Your Mother’

“Whatcha writing?” — Marshall
“It’s my wedding day — what do you think I’m writing?” — Barney
“Suicide note?” — Marshall
“Hey-o!” — Lily
“Oh God, is it a suicide note?” — Marshall

‘Teen Wolf’

“I sometimes ran from cougars trying to eat me.” — Malia
“I have the same problem.” — Coach

“I just don’t think I can do it.” — Danny
“Date me?” — Ethan
“Date a werewolf.” — Danny
“You knew?” — Ethan
“Dude, it’s Beacon Hills.” — Danny


“I’ve seen this movie. It doesn’t end well for humanity.” — Cam

“Everyone should get extra credit for going to Buffalo.” — Hodgins

“We’re here to inform you that your brother has been murdered. And that corn is not a vegetable.” — Brennan

“A grown woman obsessed with a giant orange phallic symbol? Yeah, I’m comfortable calling her crazy.” — Sweets

“‘Death had never looked so dead as the death now in front of them. All life drained — only death covered the dead.’ Do you think he was dead?” — Cam, reading Clark’s book


“I’m going to sue you for sucking.” — Louis

“That is a soy latte with a double shot of fear and guilt.” — Donna

“I don’t know why I had a heart attack, but it won’t happen again.” — Louis

“You crossed out Jaime and Circe Lannister?” — Sheila
“I thought they were too controversial a couple.” — Louis

“The Donna of today is a genius. Well, the genius of Donna is every day.” — Donna

Posted by:Laurel Brown