Promos for the Mar. 17 episode of “Bones” have been exceptionally fan-bait-y. After a blizzard and a blackout shut DC down, Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) find themselves stuck in a quaint, vintage elevator.
And, for anyone who’s seen the previews, these tight quarters force the platonic duo to discuss how inevitably awesome sex with each other would be.
Say what now? Exactly. We’ve set every DVR within a four-mile radius. But before we get to that fantastic — if totally teasing — conversation, they try to negotiate how to free themselves. In typical Booth and Brennan fashion, this results in an argument over who’s got the narrowest body parts.
And since their Hitchcockian prison is also open-air, the duo’s actions are subject to impromptu and unwanted therapy sessions from Sweets (John Francis Daley ). As you can see in this clip…