Brittany Murphy may have brown hair now. But she married as if she were a true Hollywood blonde, eloping with…the screenwriter.

Here’s the chap she wed last spring. His name is Simon Monjack and his sole screenwriting credit on is "Factory Girl." Here’s WHAT one (clearly disgruntled) ex-girlfriend had to say about him.

I’m sure this guy is a prince but watching Britt suck his sweaty face at the MOTO 9 event last night was enough to make me  lose my sushi lunch. Seriously, the dude’s got a comb-over! AND he’s eating ice cream on a stick. Gross!

Brittany, Brittany, Brittany.  And to think you could have signed on to become Mrs.Tom Cruise. I heard rumors your name was at the top of his wish list back in the BK (Before Katie) days.

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Posted by:Elizabeth Snead