Charlie Sheen stopped by “The Tonight Show” this week. Host Jay Leno brought up baseball, because Sheen has a little experience playing from the “Major League” movies, and they talked about steroids and how no one got into the Hall of Fame this year from a group that included a lot of known or suspected steroid users.

This led into a discussion about Lance Armstrong and Sheen pulled no punches in saying what he thinks about Lance.

“Kind of a d*****. Wow, I didn’t just say that, did I? That’s based on meeting him,” says Sheen. “I walked up, I said, ‘Hi, I’m Charlie Sheen’ and he goes, ‘That’s nice.’ Oh, sorry to bother you, Captain B****in’. Go get a paper route, dude.”

“If he was a better guy, I think, in his life, he’d be forgiven a lot faster. Kind of like me,” Sheen adds.

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TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."