sheen kutcher gi Charlie Sheen reacts to Ashton Kutcher's 'Two and a Half Men' castingCharlie Sheen has responded with the expected delusional aplomb to news that Ashton Kutcher will replace him as the other full man on CBS’ “Two and a Half Men.”

Sheen tells TMZ that while he thinks Kutcher is a real “sweetheart,” the show will tank because young, hip, social-media friendly Ashton won’t appeal to the show’s demographic.

“Enjoy the show America,” says Sheen. “Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB.”

Then referring to his sworn nemesis, show creator Chuck Lorre, Sheen adds, “Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

Keep talking, winner.

Posted by:Liz Kelly Nelson