charlie sheen cbs Charlie Sheen slams CBS: 'I'm ready. They're not. Bring it'In a Monday (Feb. 14) appearance on The Dan Patrick Show, Charlie Sheen‘s voice sounds just a bit hoarse. Or as he describes it, “like Demi Moore in her 80’s.”

“How’d you lose your voice?” Patrick asks.

“Well, I went back to work and I was banging on the stage door — ‘Hello? Where is everybody?’ — and I don’t know what happened,” Sheen explains. “I guess they’re closed.

“They said ‘You get ready, we’ll get ready,’ and I got ready and went back. Nobody’s there,” he says. “I don’t know what to tell you, I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it.”

He continues to slam CBS, implying that they are taking way too long to get back to filming.

“I believe August of 2014 at this pace,” he jokes about when the “forced hiatus” will end. “I don’t know, it’s supposed to be the 28th or the 29th. That’s what it is, it’s the 29th of the non-leap year.”

Certainly can’t say the guy isn’t a hard worker, but that was a quick “recovery.” How long do we give him until the next public scandal?

Posted by:Sophie Schillaci