sheen penn gi Charlie Sheen taking his tour to Haiti?Tickets for Charlie Sheen’s upcoming “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option” tour have been selling like hotcakes stateside, with venues like New York’s Radio City Music Hall selling out in a matter of minutes.

But will Sheen be able to work his crazy tiger blood-enhanced magic on the beleaguered people of Haiti?

According to TMZ, Sheen plans to take his “comedy” tour to the country, which was devastated by an earthquake last year, with the help of pal and de facto king of Haitian refugee camps Sean Penn. All proceed will go to charity, per TMZ’s source. We’re just having a hard time figuring out who will be able to pony up the money for a ticket in the first place.

Posted by:Liz Kelly Nelson