Charliesheen “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen and his wife, Brooke Mueller Sheen, welcomed twin boys Saturday night, according to Access Hollywood.

A family friend confirmed the news to Access, who was the first to break the happy Sheens’ baby news.

The boys’ names are Max and Bob, a rep for Charlie says. Good old-fashioned, no-nonsense guy names.

You got a problem wit dat? You’d prefer Bronx Mowgli?

Now they could rename the show "Two and Three-Quarter Men?

Or "Two Men, a Teenager and Two Baby Boys?"

Or "My Two Sons?"

You get the idea.

The boys are the first children for the couple, who married in May, and the first sons for good old Charlie, who has three daughters from previous relationships — Sam and Lola, with ex-wife Denise Richards, and Cassandra.

Maybe Charlie will do better relating to baby boys. They can play catch, go fishing, pick up babes together. Not right away, but soon, soon.

Congrats, Charlie and Brooke!

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Photos: Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen. Credit: Filmmagic

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead