Georgecloo_wolfs_7218331_600Not every woman in Hollywood is lusting after George Clooney, who’s back to his slim self after packing on 30-plus pounds to play an over-the-hill CIA agent in “Syriana.”

Patricia Heaton, at the DGA Awards Saturday to present an award, spotted the handsome nominee in the audience and confessed her true feellings.

“George,” she admitted, as she leaned over the podium. “I liked you better as a fat man. I just saw “Syriana” and you really had that belly thing going on. It was like .. Wow.”

After the audience’s laughter died down, she regained her composure and presented the DGA’s coveted gold plaque to Chris Eyre (Showtime’s “Edge of America”) for Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Children’s Programs.

Hear that, George? Stop dieting and working out. Play with the belly thing for a while. Chicks dig it.

Wonder how Teri Hatcher, seen flirting with Clooney at the Screen Actors Guild Awards Sunday night, feels about a manly gut?  The two incredibly attractive stars are so darn combustible, sparks fly when they get closer than two feet from each other, hence the well-maintained distance seen here. The hot duo is rumored to have been spotted all-cozy at some romantic LA restaurants.

But then again, Clooney is rumored to be dating just about every woman in Hollywood. And he probably is. Or could. When Clooney’s spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, was recently asked by The Scoop on MSNBC to respond to reports that the hunky actor had gone on some dates with the “Desperate Housewives” star, he cagily replied, “What is your definition of a date?”

Wow. That sounds distinctly Clintonian.

Photo Credit: Relax, George. No need to to suck it in while talking to "Desperate Housewives" hottie Teri Hatcher at the SAG Awards. Chicks dig you, jelly roll or six-pack.
(Ron Wolfson/WireImage)

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