Things sure seem to go missing a lot at Courtney Love’s house. Identity, husband’s ashes, thousands of dollars’ worth of jewelry. …

Courtney Love reportedly told News of the World that someone knicked a pink teddy bear-shaped bag that contained the ashes of her late husband, grunge rocker Kurt Cobain, and a lock of his blond hair.

"They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me," she told the reporter. "Now it feels like I have lost him all over again. I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting, and right now I’m suicidal."

Hmmmm. Maybe she should check Ebay.

Also missing: thousands of dollars’ worth of jewelry! Hey, wait a minute. This is starting to sound familiar. Didn’t Courtney insist that her identity had also been stolen earlier this year?

She wrote this on her MySpace blog: "i my caSE FOR INSTANCE THERE IS NO DOUBt that i have been the victim of a heinous conspiracy and larceny and robbery and massive id theft and crime and there is absopuloutly no doubt that no one listened to me and the FBI and DA and POlice in NY AND LA DID NOTHING TO HElp ,me, what could possibly be the benefit in that-=…"

Not true, sez TMZ.

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead