paula abdul dancing with the stars guest judge 'Dancing With the Stars': How'd Paula Abdul do as a guest judge?How did Paula Abdul do as a guest judge on “Dancing With the Stars”? We actually think her judging a dancing show makes 100x more sense than her dancing a singing show. Not that Paula can’t sing, but in her heyday, Paula was a heckuva talented dancer and choreographer.

Some of her bon mots include:

  • “It was exquisite, it was sensual. You are a sexy beast.You captivated us.”
  • [Making fun of Bruno] “Darling, that was about as smoldering and spicy as a vindaloo.”
  • “All I can say is you two fit together like hand to glove. You look like brother and sister, you dance like you’ve been dancing together forever. The footwork was impeccable, Melissa.”
  • “Shawn, you have turned into this sexy young lady. You didn’t miss one step, you were down and dirty with the hips. You were elegant and you were shining … to me, my most favorite dance.”

We thought she was pretty enjoyable as a judge, though if she was going to be a regular, we would definitely have to sit her away from Bruno some weeks.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."