1980s week was, like, totally awesome, to the max for J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff on “Dancing With the Stars.” They did a samba to Gloria Estefan’s “Conga” that was muy caliente and propelled them to the top of the leaderboard for week 5.

Bruno called him “a loin-shattering sex machine,” which – okey dokey. He also praised J.R.’s “fire down below.” Len says, “In the future, if anyone says to me, ‘How should a guy dance the samba?’, I’ll just say look at J.R.”

Carrie Ann just says, “I want more of that because that was amazing.” He received a 28, two nines and a 10, which is only the third 10 given out after Ricki’s two 10s last week. What did you think, “DWTS” fans?

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."